NEW YORK, NY – In an interview on Fox News, former Vice President Dick Cheney admitted that “there was never any evidence Iraq was involved in 9-11.”

What kind of mischief did the world’s most famous mutant get into this year?

NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy’s Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.

BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.