OSAMA BIN LADEN SPOTTED IN IRAN!
BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
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IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER
TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA
HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
IRAN’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
AHMADINEJAD MISSES OBAMA’S SUPPORT
TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.
IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY
WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.
AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.
