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OSAMA BIN LADEN SPOTTED IN IRAN!

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BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!

IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER

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TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.

HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED

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JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.

CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA

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HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.

CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL

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FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!

IRAN’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE

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TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.

AHMADINEJAD MISSES OBAMA’S SUPPORT

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TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.

IRAN RESPONDS TO DIRECT DIPLOMACY

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WASHINGTON, DC – The US has proposed engaging in direct diplomacy with Iran, and President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad appears happy to participate.

AHMEDINEJAD HOSTS CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

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TEHRAN, IRAN – Iranian dictator Mahmoud Ahmedinejad shocked the world this week by appearing on a one hour Christmas special broadcast on the BBC.