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IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE
An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
IRAN PLANS TO BOMB HOLLYWOOD
Iran is planning to bomb Hollywood over the Oscar-winning movie Argo because of its ‘unrealistic portrayal’ of the country.
AHMADINEJAD IS AN IMPOSTER!
An Iranian spokeswoman confirmed last night Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is an imposter.
OSAMA BIN LADEN SPOTTED IN IRAN!
BREAKING NEWS – Osama bin Laden was spotted in Tehran yesterday!
IRAN LAUNCHES FLYING SAUCER
TEHRAN – Iran announced that it has built the world’s first flying saucer.
HILLARY CLINTON POSSESSED
JORDAN – Mideast leaders agree – Satan has taken control of Hillary Clinton’s body.
CASTRO FLEES CUBA FOR AMERICA
HAVANA – Fidel Castro admitted that the Cuban system doesn’t work and hopped a raft for America.
CARLA BRUNI IS IMMORTAL
FRANCE – Carla Bruni is back in the news. WWN first revealed that Bruni was immortal and was far beyond your mere first lady. Stay-tuned as more will follow tomorrow!
IRAN’S MICHAEL JACKSON TRIBUTE
TEHRAN – Despite repeated crackdowns, protests in Iran continue. To calm and distract the populace, Ahmedinejad staged a tribute to Michael Jackson.
AHMADINEJAD MISSES OBAMA’S SUPPORT
TEHRAN – While violence continues to rock Iran over election results, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad went into a funk after President Obama never returns his calls.
