MUMBAI – Father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rafiq Qureshi attempted to sell his nine year old daughter for $300,000. Madonna has put in a higher bid, hoping to add to her collection of ethnic children.

Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?

MALAWI – Madonna’s adoption hearing in Malawi was held behind closed-doors today, further fueling rumors that she is after an alien child!

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.

Following last week’s revelation of the split between film director Guy Ritchie and pop star Madonna, the renowned psychologist PhD Ape offered to help Ritchie during the difficult times ahead.

Exclusive information reveals that Alex Rodriguez, Yankees player and rumored lover of Madonna, is actually Madonna’s son!