GRANNY GYMNAST
Johanna Quaas, the lycra-donning granny whose muscular physique puts Madonna to shame.
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MADONNA PUNCHES OUT ELTON JOHN
Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated and… they stepped into the ring!
LADY GAGA SAYS: “I’M RETARDED”
NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”
LADY GAGA PARIS SHOW
PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.
MADONNA ADOPTS SLUMDOG STAR
MUMBAI – Father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rafiq Qureshi attempted to sell his nine year old daughter for $300,000. Madonna has put in a higher bid, hoping to add to her collection of ethnic children.
ED ANGER SAYS: MADONNA SHOULD ADOPT OBAMA’S AUNT!
Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?
MADONNA’S ADOPTION
MALAWI – Madonna’s adoption hearing in Malawi was held behind closed-doors today, further fueling rumors that she is after an alien child!
MADONNA NATIVITY SHOCKER
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.
MADONNA BREAKS HIP ON TOUR
MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.
PHD APE TO COUNSEL GUY RITCHIE
Following last week’s revelation of the split between film director Guy Ritchie and pop star Madonna, the renowned psychologist PhD Ape offered to help Ritchie during the difficult times ahead.
