Following the Golden Globes, the dispute between Elton John and Madonna escalated and… they stepped into the ring!

HOLLYWOOD – Will Smith is separating from his wife Jada Pinkett Smith so he can be with his “true love” – Madonna.

NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”

PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.

MUMBAI – Father of Slumdog Millionaire star Rafiq Qureshi attempted to sell his nine year old daughter for $300,000. Madonna has put in a higher bid, hoping to add to her collection of ethnic children.

Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?

MALAWI – Madonna’s adoption hearing in Malawi was held behind closed-doors today, further fueling rumors that she is after an alien child!

RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Middle aged pop singer Madonna is at the center of controversy again for being seen with a Brazilian model names Jesus.

MIAMI, FL – Rounding out her North American tour on Saturday, Madonna broke her hip mid performance.

Following last week’s revelation of the split between film director Guy Ritchie and pop star Madonna, the renowned psychologist PhD Ape offered to help Ritchie during the difficult times ahead.