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		<title>PhD APE JR. ANALYZES SANTA</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 13:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy's Department Store were surprised with a rare treat this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=weeklyworldnews.com&#038;blog=5758908&#038;post=4900&#038;subd=weeklyworldnews&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">NEW YORK, NY – Holiday shoppers at Macy&#8217;s Department Store were surprised this week when PhD Ape brought his son and niece to meet Santa for the first time.<span id="more-4900"></span></p>
<p>Junior was excited to sit in Santa&#8217;s lap and tell him what he wants for Christmas.  PhD Ape&#8217;s niece Bobo managed to sit still long enough to take a photo with Santa before running off to eat the candy cane picket fence in front of Santa&#8217;s Workshop.</p>
<p>&#8220;Junior wouldn&#8217;t tell me what he asked for,&#8221; PhD Ape told reporters outside Macy&#8217;s.  &#8220;But I&#8217;m pretty sure it involved bananas, a rope swing, and a Wii Fit.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;If he&#8217;s a good boy, he&#8217;ll also have asked for new slippers and a box of Cubans for his father.&#8221;  PhD Ape said with a wink.</p>
<p>During his lunch break, reporters asked Santa about meeting the young ape children.</p>
<p>&#8220;It was a little unnerving, to be honest.  I thought they were adorable, sweet little things, but then Junior asked me if I have daddy issues and if that&#8217;s why I feel the need to provide children with love and presents.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;He asked if I crave the approval of my peers.  He is definitely his father&#8217;s son.&#8221;</p>
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