JUSTIN BEIBER CLONED
VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!
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DON’T MESS WITH THE BIEBER!
BRITISH COLUMBIA – Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber, gave a 12-year-old a beat down during a game of laser tag on Friday night!
JUSTIN BIEBER TAKES ESTROGEN, HAS BREASTS
ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!
JUSTIN BEAVER FOUND IN OREGON
PORTLAND – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
