VANCOUVER – Scientists have successfully cloned Justin Beiber. They plan to form the world’s greatest boy band!

BRITISH COLUMBIA – Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber, gave a 12-year-old a beat down during a game of laser tag on Friday night!

ORLANDO – Justin Bieber, taking estrogen pills to avoid puberty, now has breasts!

PORTLAND – Justin Beaver, the beaver born with the face of Justin Beiber, was found today in a stream bed outside Portland.

ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.