LONDON – Kate Middleton will not promise to “obey” her husband Prince William.

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NEW YORK, NY – One man desperate for love has gone to extremes to find it!

At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!

Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!