LOS ANGELES – Arnold is wearing a T-Shirt with ‘I Survived Maria” on the front and “I Survived Mildred” on the back!

HOLLYWOOD – The Arnold Vase is on sale in Santa Monica. Inside you’ll find: three hidden children!

Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!

HURUMA, KENYA – Evidence has now surfaced that while on his summer international tour, Barack Obama disappeared from Israel to attend a secret meeting in Huruma, a ramshackle town on the outskirts of Nairobi.