VAMPIRE BATS ATTACK!
LOUISIANA – For the first time in U.S. history, vampire bats are attacking and killing citizens.
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GOV. JINDAL PROPOSES SAME-SEX MARRIAGE BILL
BATON ROUGE – Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has proposed a same-sex marriage bill.
U.S. ENLISTS 10 YEAR OLDS IN THE ARMY
WASHINGTON – U.S. Army is now allowing minors to serve in the military in preparation for a war with Libya.
TEENS GET HIGH ON BATH SALTS
BATON ROUGE, LA- Teens are getting high on bath salts and bubble bath solutions.
KENTUCKY CHICKENS FALL FROM SKY!
DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!
BIRDS FALL FROM LOUISIANA SKY
LABARRE, LA — Thousands of dead dropped form the sky in Pointe Coupee Parish on Monday.
MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT
NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.
JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN
BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal hopes to fill the power vacuum, and has entered talks with Satan to do just that.
BAT BOY JOLIE?
NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.
Southern Farmer Requires Everyone to Pitch In
“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”
