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MARDI GRAS BANS MUTANT

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NEW ORLEANS, LA – After an altercation with police Monday night, the half-man half-alligator mutant Manigator has been banned from Tuesday’s Mardi Gras celebrations.

JINDAL IN TALKS WITH SATAN

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BATON ROUGE, LA – After their crushing defeat in November the Republican Party was left with no clear leader. Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal hopes to fill the power vacuum, and has entered talks with Satan to do just that.

BAT BOY JOLIE?

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NEW ORLEANS, LA – In an attempt to further diversify her brood, Angelina Jolie has made a bold choice.

Southern Farmer Requires Everyone to Pitch In

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“Everybody here needs to lend me a helping hand because I’ve been doing pretty much all the work.”