Tag Archives: los angeles
MALIBU MAYANS
Malibu is the new hotspot for believers in the Mayan Prophecy. Thousands are heading there to wait for the apocalypse!
MIAMI PORN: WHERE EVERYONE’S A STAR
MIAMI FL – Everyone in Miami is in on the porn game and wants to be a star.
THE JETPACK IS HERE!
NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!
UFO OVER LOS ANGELES
Several UFOs were spotted over Los Angeles last night.
TIGER WOODS WINS MALL PUTTING TOURNAMENT!
LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament. He’s the best mall putter in the world!
JACKIE KENNEDY: LYNDON JOHNSON GOT BOBBY, TOO!
NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.
CARMAGEDDON
LOS ANGELES – Upcoming freeway construction may cause the end of the world for L.A. residents.
FLESH-EATING COCAINE
LOS ANGELES – Drug users across Los Angeles have encountered some bad cocaine that is eating away their flesh.
YANKEES BUY THE DODGERS!
The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.
L.A. TRAFFIC CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE!
LOS ANGELES – Researchers have concluded that pollution in Southern California causes brain damage.









