Several UFOs were spotted over Los Angeles last night.

NEW ZEALAND – A commercially developed jetpack, The Martin, is ready for liftoff!

LOS ANGELES – Tiger Woods has finally won another golf tournament. He’s the best mall putter in the world!

NEW YORK – Sources say tapes released reveal that Jackie Kennedy believed Lyndon Johnson was also the mastermind behind RFK’s assassination.

LOS ANGELES – Upcoming freeway construction may cause the end of the world for L.A. residents.

LOS ANGELES – Drug users across Los Angeles have encountered some bad cocaine that is eating away their flesh.

The Los Angeles Dodgers filed for bankruptcy today – and the NY Yankees quickly bought the team.

LOS ANGELES – Researchers have concluded that pollution in Southern California causes brain damage.

Oscar winning actress Elizabeth Taylor died today at Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Hospital. She was 79.

BREAKING NEWS: Hollywood, CA. Protesting stars force cancellation of Academy Awards!