Tag Archives: los angeles
JUSTIN BIEBER’S MONKEY MURDERED
Justin Bieber’s monkey was murdered in Germany. Drake Bell is a suspect.
THE WINGED JETPACK IS HERE!
GERMANY – A commercially developed jetpack, SkyFlash, is ready for liftoff!
CELEBRITY DIVING: KATHERINE WEBB SCORES PERFECT 10!
Katherine Webb is on the celebrity dive show, Splash, and is blowing away the competition.
POPE MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD
Pope Benedict XVI shocked the world with his plans to reitre on Feb. 28. He shocked the world again today – he’s moving to L.A.
RIHANNA PUNCHES OUT CHRIS BROWN
Rihanna accompanied Chris Brown to court for his probation hearing and wound up… punching him out!
CHICAGO TO BE RENAMED “OBAMA CITY”
The Mayor of Chicago, Rahm Emanuel, reportedly announced that the city will be renamed. It will now be – Obama City!
CROCODILE DUNDEE FOUND ALIVE!
Crocodile Dundee, long thought to be dead, was found alive in Los Angeles yesterday.
HOBBITS INVADE MIAMI
Hobbits have been swarming into South Beach over the last few weeks and the city wants them out.
L.A. STINK
LOS ANGELES – A strong rotten egg smell coming out of Hollywood is overwhelming L.A. residents.
MALIBU MAYANS
Malibu is the new hotspot for believers in the Mayan Prophecy. Thousands are heading there to wait for the apocalypse!










