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PLUM ISLAND BODY

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PLUM ISLAND, NY – A human body has washed up on Plum Island, which houses the government’s secret lab for diseases!

SNL REJECTS LAKE ERIE MONSTER

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LONG ISLAND SOUND, NY – The Lake Erie Monster tried out for the Saturday Night Live auditions to find new female cast members.

KRAKEN GREETS RETURN OF USS INTREPID

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NEW YORK, NY – Following three years of repair, the USS Intrepid’s return to Manhattan was greeted by hundreds of history buffs as well as the Tri-State Area’s only known Kraken.