DALLAS – According to sources close to the Texas governor – Rick Perry fakes his twang.
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HALIFAX – Tiny cows are being bred to be slider meat.
AUSTIN, TX – On the campus of The University of Texas yesterday afternoon, Bat Boy registered to vote in the Lone Star State.
This marked the forty-eighth state in which the half-bat, half-boy national icon successfully registered to help the nation decide the next US President.