LOS ANGELES – The judge threw the book at Lindsay Lohan today, sentencing her to life in prison.

HOLLYWOOD – Lindsay Lohan posed for her photo spread in Playboy and reportedly was paid $2.5 million.

LOS ANGELES – At her probation hearing today, Lindsay Lohan was order to live in a morgue for ninety days.

HOLLYWOOD – Pictures have surfaced of Lindsay Lohan injecting herself with a syringe!

Although reported to be dating the recently single Paris Hilton, it appears that Manigator has set his reptilian sights on the newest rumored single lady: Lindsay Lohan.