LAKE ERIE MONSTER DISCOVERED!

ASHTABULA, OH – Divers recently made a startling discovery proving the existence of The Lake Erie Monster.  A team of Weekly World News reporters tracked down seven witnesses who have seen The Lake Erie Monster (also known as “Lemmie”) in the flesh! WWN reporters obtained audiotaped interviews with men and women who sighted Lemmie between …

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CHARLIE SHEEN FINDS KUSHTAKA!

Charlie Sheen went to Alaska to find Kushtaka (half-man, half-otter) and… he found him! A month after his Loch Ness monster mission failed, Charlie Sheen headed to Alaska to find the mythic Kushtaka, which translates to “land ottter man.” Sheen went into the Alaska wilderness with his friend, Marla Palotta last week armed only with three cups …

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