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OBAMA GETS BEST ACTOR NOD
President Obama has been nominated for an Oscar for his performance as President. He wanted to be nominated in same year as Lincoln.
LINCOLN OWNED SLAVES
McLEAN, VA – Abraham Lincoln has inspired Americans for generations, but it was just revealed that he was a slave owner.
HAUNTED WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, DC – White House ghosts are terrorizing White House Staff and the First Family.
KILLER COWS CROSS INTO KANSAS
BOURBON COUNTY – Killer Cows, first discovered in South Texas last year, ambled into Kansas today. Local residents are frightened.
10 JFK-LINCOLN COINCIDENCES
Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy were two of the greatest U.S. Presidents, and they are forever linked by an incredible series of eerie similarities.
ABE WAS A BABE
LEXINGTON, KY – Despite repeated comparisons, Abraham Lincoln was more different from Barack Obama than you ever could have imagined.
LINCOLN RESURRECTED FOR OPEN SENATE SEAT
SPRINGFIELD, IL – In a move widely seen as political pandering, the Governor of Illinois announced an unusual choice for Obama’s seat in the Senate.
