I’m madder than Joe Lieberman at a popularity contest!

You know why he would be mad?  Because no one likes him!

What is up with that guy?  Now Connecticut’s Independent Droopy Dog is saying he doesn’t oppose health care reform, but he’s going to make sure its real drawn out and then fail!

What?

He says he doesn’t mind letting the bill get to the Senate floor for debate.  Oh, you don’t mind?  Well thank you for your indifferent permission, your highness.

But, and here is the kick in the pants, if he doesn’t like the way things go in debate, then, because he is so independently minded, he’s going to shack up with the rebels  on the Right side of the aisle and filibuster the final vote!

Who does this guy think he is?  There is nothing “independent” about being a plain old pain in the ass!

I can just picture his filibuster now.  No reading from the phone book or a selection of favorite Ayn Rand quotes on individualism.  No that’s not how Droopy is going to roll this annoying punch.

This guy is going to walk to the floor of the Senate, unroll his Calamity Jane sleeping bag, lay his pretty little head on his Spongebob encased pillow and throw a hissy fit about how no one likes him even though his mom tells him every day how special he is.

Well guess what Joe?  You aren’t special!  Deal with it!

You know what I think? I’ll tell ya!

This guy just likes to be on the losing team!  He lost the Democratic primary in 2006 and still won his Senate seat!  He even chose McCain as his candidate in 2008.

McCain!

Even McCain’s mom didn’t vote for that loser in 2008!

And now he wants to be on the losing end of the health care debate!  No one loses as much as this guy and still remains in the game.

He’s like the Independent Senator for the Chicago Cubs!

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Joe Lieberman has said he will sink the health care bill, just to be a rebel.

“You don’t know me!  I don’t live by your rules!  You can’t box me in with your labels.  I will break out of your box.  You can’t control me, I’m Joe Lieberman!”  This was the scene Tuesday as Joe Lieberman was escorted from the Senate by guards, wearing a leather jacket that didn’t fit right.  When asked what happened Security confirmed that Mr. Lieberman had asked to be led from the room by Security personnel, and directly to the cameras.

Lieberman, in keeping with his recent tradition, has sided with the Republicans yet again.  This time he is threatening to vote against the Health Care bill if it has the Public Option attached to it.  Taking the Senate floor, wearing his ill-sized leather coat and dark sunglasses, Lieberman said, “The Public Option is for socialists and squares!”

Critics claim that Lieberman is shifting to the Republican ranks so he can be the ‘coolest’ senator in the group.  His transition began when Harry Reid started driving his Harley to Capital Hill every morning.  That morning Reid was given Lieberman’s seat at the Democrat table in the Senate Cafeteria.  Tensions have been escalating between Lieberman and the Democrats ever since.

Now Lieberman is the new It-Senator of the Republican party.  Other Republicans are tripping over themselves to validate of Joe Lieberman.  Amongst the group there is a much lower bar and Lieberman easily has the best jokes.  Longtime friends have tried to tell Joe that the GOP is only interested in his vote, however he appears unreceptive.

Last night Joe Lieberman and several other Senators were seen driving through gated residential areas in Virginia knocking over mailboxes and drafting conservative legislation.