WASILLA, AK – Levi Johnston had an affair with Sarah Palin!

WASILLA, AK – In her upcoming memoir, Bristol Palin tells how she lost her virginity – twice!

NEW YORK — The Bio Channel is giving Bristol Palin a reality series – centered on her recent marriage to two men.

HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.

WASILLA, AK – Levi Johnston is making a run at a surprising venture!

LOS ANGELES – The Teen Choice Awards were aired tonight on Fox and the biggest winner was… LeBron.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Photos have emerged from the Levi Jonnston’s Playgirl photo shoot. In them he makes subtle references to supporting Obama.

NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston agree to be photographed nude together. The Vatican confirms this could signal the end of times.

FORT MYERS, FL – Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, daughter of Governor Sarah Palin, have broken up. Now Bristol has recently been seen canoodling with notorious ex-con Manigator.