UPPER DARBY, PA – A lion thwarted the “burgling” efforts of two young lesbians.

HOLLYWOOD – Will Smith is separating from his wife Jada Pinkett Smith so he can be with his “true love” – Madonna.

LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!

HOLLYWOOD – Rihanna had a lesbian affair with model, Natajah Burton.

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Lindsay Lohan needs counseling, not a restraining order.