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TANYA ANGUS

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LAS VEGAS, NV – Tanya Angus was a perfectly healthy 20 year old woman, when she noticed that her clothes were beginning to not fit.

SIEGFRIED AND ROY MAKE CHER DISAPPEAR

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LAS VEGAS, NV – Returning for a one night performance, magicians Siegfried and Roy took to the stage to dazzle audiences one last time. For their final illusion, they made longtime rival Cher disappear.

DEATH RAY AT CONSUMER ELECTRONICS SHOW

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LAS VEGAS, NV – The Death Ray app has made its premiere at the popular Consumer Electronics Show amidst drama and fear.

OBAMA DENIED AREA 51

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LAS VEGAS, NV – President-Elect Obama’s streak of intergalactic bad luck continues this week as the Installation Commander of Area 51 refused to hand over the keys.