LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape and are going to release it!

VANCOUVER – An Asian man tried to sneak into Canada dressed as an old white man.

NEW YORK, NY – There will be a new guy in Larry King’s suspenders – but it won’t be Ed Anger!

HOLLYWOOD – Dr. Laura has inked a deal for a new NBC sitcom. She’s starring with her black friend and her gay friend.

NEW YORK – Bedbugs in New York have formed a militia and are targeting CNN.

NEW YORK, NY – Howard Stern and Larry King are not playing nice!

BREAKING – On the advice of an alien, CNN host Larry King announced that he will be leaving his nightly talk show this Fall.

NEW YORK, NY – Seems as though an extremely popular talk show host is trying to set a record and it’s not exactly a good one!

NEW YORK, NY – Carrie Prejean appeared on Larry King Live last night to promote her new book, and almost walked off!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.