NEW YORK – New polls by Esquire, FHM and People reveal that men consider Adele the sexiest woman alive.

NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”

NEW YORK, NY – 50 Cent announced today that he is going on tour with Keenan Cahill.

Lady Gaga loses number one spot to Eminem on Facebook

NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!

LOS ANGELES – Lady Gaga hatched from her egg, but later she got scrambled by Eminem, who laid another egg at the Grammys.

WASHINGTON, DC – The US Treasury is putting the $100,000 bill back into circulation.

ARGENTINA – The appearance of The Albino Tree has citizens of Argentina, and the world, hopeful for 2011.

PARIS – Lady Gaga was devastated over her canceled Paris show.

The world’s greatest display of meteor showers – the Geminids – has begun. And some scientists are worried.