ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.

Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.

ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.

Here’s ten little known facts about Dear Leader.

AUAYAN, Philippines – The strongest cyclone in years to crash into the Philippines on Monday.

PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.

LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.

UPDATE: It has leaked that North Korea may fire a missile at Hawaii in early July. Is this the beginning of their invasion?

NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.

MISSOULA, MT – Kim Jong Il was seen performing in the most unlikeliest of places.