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KIM JONG IL IS ALIVE!
ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
JIMMY CARTER HEADS TO NORTH KOREA
ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.
KIM JONG-il: TOP 10 FUN FACTS
Here’s ten little known facts about Dear Leader.
SUPER TYPHOON HITS PHILIPPINES
AUAYAN, Philippines – The strongest cyclone in years to crash into the Philippines on Monday.
THE NORTH KOREAN EGG CRISIS
PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.
BILL CLINTON IN NORTH KOREA
LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
McCAIN FOR BOARDING NORTH KOREAN SHIP
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
NORTH KOREA TO INVADE USA
UPDATE: It has leaked that North Korea may fire a missile at Hawaii in early July. Is this the beginning of their invasion?
KIM JONG IL-ATOLGY
NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
KIM JONG IL SPOTTED AT OPEN MIC NIGHT
MISSOULA, MT – Kim Jong Il was seen performing in the most unlikeliest of places.
