Posted on 05 August 2009
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LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
Posted on 22 June 2009
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WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.
Posted on 18 June 2009
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UPDATE: It has leaked that North Korea may fire a missile at Hawaii in early July. Is this the beginning of their invasion?
Posted on 23 March 2009
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NEW YORK, NY – No doubt that most in America have heard of the NCAA tournament, if not gotten involved in an office pool, online contest, or friendly wager.
Posted on 11 November 2008
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MISSOULA, MT – Kim Jong Il was seen performing in the most unlikeliest of places.
Posted on 07 October 2008
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ATHENS, GA – Kim Jong Il has been sighted at a record store in Athens, Georgia.
Over the weekend North Korea’s communist dictator was seen perusing used records at Wuxtry, the same store where the band R.E.M. was formed.
Posted on 17 September 2008
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Wearing a “Dollywood” t-shirt and Elvis hairstyle, the dictator discreetly ate his meal in the corner of the restaurant