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OBAMA WAS BORN – ON MARS!

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After years of digging by the world’s top private investigators, they have determined conclusively where Barack Obama was born: Mars!

DONALD TRUMP: BORN IN KENYA!

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NEW YORK – Donald Trump’s birth certificate is a fake. He was actually born in Kenya!

PINK HIPPO: DEAD IN DALLAS

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DALLAS – A rare pink hippo, spotted on a farm outside Dallas, was soon shot dead by a local rancher.

GOP BELIEFS

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WASHINGTON D.C. – According to a new poll a majority of the GOP thinks that President Obama is a racist, socialist, and non-US citizen. Their other beliefs will shock you!

ED ANGER: DON’T PULL GRANDMA OBAMA’S PLUG!

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I’m madder than a Polak with a burned out lightbulb!

OBATMA WRONGLY ARRESTED

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CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.

OBATMA MAKES LARRY KING CRY

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LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.

9-FT-TALL CYCLOPS JOINS NBA

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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!

OBATMA!

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At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

PALIN SPENDS COLUMBUS DAY ON WITCH HUNT

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WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.