Posted on 09 December 2008
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CHICAGO, IL – Obatma was wrongly arrested this morning for conspiring to sell Barack Obama’s vacant Senate seat.
Posted on 10 November 2008
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LOS ANGELES, CA – Obatma appeared on Larry King Live last night to “tell” his life story.
Posted on 29 October 2008
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WASHINGTON, D.C. – Towering, 9-foot basketball player Koyati has no trouble keeping one eye on the ball – the Maasai hoop star is a real-life Cyclops!
Posted on 14 October 2008
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At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.
Posted on 13 October 2008
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WASILLA, AK – Representatives from the McCain Campaign have confirmed that Vice Presidential candidate, Governor Sarah Palin, will spend the Columbus Day holiday on a witch hunt.
Posted on 08 October 2008
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HURUMA, KENYA – Evidence has now surfaced that while on his summer international tour, Barack Obama disappeared from Israel to attend a secret meeting in Huruma, a ramshackle town on the outskirts of Nairobi.