FAIRDALE, KY – A Kentucky man believes he has photos of a Bigfoot in his backyard!

I’m madder than a hillbilly with a busted banjo string because Obama isn’t helping those poor folks in Kentucky!

CARTER COUNTY, KY – Bat Boy was spotted joining in on a bat swarm in an effort to meet girls.

Bat Boy was spotted last night in Louisville, Kentucky, taking in a Vampire Weekend performance!

Concertgoers are reporting that he slipped past security using a disguise, consisting of skinny jeans and an “Ithaca is Gorges” t-shirt.

Bat Boy squeaked and squealed along to Vampire Weekend’s Upper West Side Soweto beats. After the show, he snuck backstage and showed his appreciation to the band by bringing them mosquitoes to devour.