Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced they have separated after 25 years of marriage.

I’m madder than a leprechaun with a crooked shillelagh about St. Patrick’s Day!

I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!

I’m madder than a Kennedy at last call about what’s going on in our country! I hear the Communist-in-Chief is getting half a million bucks to write a kids book.

I’m madder than Sirhan Sirhan at a parole hearing about all these damn Kennedys!