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TAYLOR SWIFT SLAPS AMY POEHLER
Taylor Swift, still angry about the Golden Globes, slapped Amy Poehler in a Hollywood restaurant.
MANTI TE’O AUTO-TUNED
Finally, the auto-tune of Manti Te’o and Katie Couric is here!
KATIE COURIC DATING MANTI TE’O!
Manti Te’o sat down for an on-camera interview with Katie Couric – and she fell in love with him.
BIDEN LOCKS KATIE COURIC IN CLOSET!
WASHINGTON – Katie Couric showed up for her CBS interview of VP Joe Biden and – he locked her in a closet!
TODAY SHOW HIRES HOMELESS MAN AS HOST
COLUMBUS, OH – Ted Williams, a homeless man from Cleveland with a golden radio voice, was hired by the Today Show!
OBAMA IN REMAKE OF HAWAII FIVE-O
LOS ANGELES – President Obama stars in three episodes of the CBS remake of Hawaii Five-O.
OBAMA TO DEPORT 15 MILLION REPUBLICANS
DALLAS, TX – Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, announced the White House’s plan to deport 15 million Republicans to Mexico.
GORE STRONG ENOUGH TO BE CROW’S MAN
WORLD EXCLUSIVE – Weekly World News has learned that Al Gore has not been having an affair with Laurie David for the past two years, but instead has been involved with rocker Sheryl Crow.
ED ANGER: “GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!”
I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.
“Left Eye” Saves Debate
WASHINGTON, D.C. – John McCain received support from a most unlikely source today.
WIth his popularity slipping in the polls. his running mate pounded by Katie Couric, and internet rumors that a stroke has caused laziness in his left eye, McCain was visited by the apparition of former TLC singer Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes.
