GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER

SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.

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OBAMA NAMES INTERGALACTIC UN AMBASSADOR

CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama held a press conference early this morning to announce his appointee to the Inter-planetary organization.

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