LOS ANGELES – Justin Bieber loves to dress up like a girl.

NEW YORK – Jake Gyllenhaal bought an $11,000 guitar for his new girlfriend, Taylor Swift, on her 21st birthday.

HOLLYWOOD – Kim Kardashian is pregnant and Kanye West is the father!

HOLLYWOOD – Lady Gaga wore her meat dress out tonight and was attacked by a pack of wild dogs.

NEW YORK, NY – One music star is having his tweets brought to life with cartoons!

RHINEBECK, NY – Chelsea Clinton’s wedding was crashed by celebrities, aliens, a dictator.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West was banned from tonight’s Haiti benefit telethon. West has decided to hold his own one-man benefit instead.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Kanye West held a press conference this week, vowing to make a musical comeback. Unfortunately he interrupted himself several times throughout the meeting.

I’ve been feeling pretty low these days, watching this great country of mine go down the eco-friendly toilet like a dirty wad of scratchy recycled toilet paper!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Going ahead with her plans to perform at the Grammy Awards last night, MIA spontaneously gave birth on stage to much applause.