PHILADELPHIA – Michael Vick bought a new dog – a beagle!

OVERLAND PARK, KS – A UFO was spotted over Kansas.

TOPEKA, KS – Defiant 8-year-old swallows his new iPod Shuffle.

MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA – A powerhouse search engine is having a little fun in the spirit of April Fool’s Day!

At a shocking press conference this morning, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama announced that he has a half-man half-bat half-brother.

“We believe they evolved from a Pleistocene form of grain that prospered during the Ice Age”