DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.

PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was banned from Hanukkah celebrations with his family, causing him to spend the first day with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!

PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!