Posted on 18 November 2011
Tags: Amanda Bynes, buzz surrounding Tim Tebow, dallas cowboys, Denver Broncos, florida gators, friar tuck, hazing, Heisman Trophy, Invesco Field, jewsish football players, judaism, Mel Kiper, Natalie Portman, NFL, NFL Network, NFL rookie, quarterback, rookie, rookie ritual, San Francisco 49ers, Scarlett Johansson, Taylor Mays, teammates give Tebow unique haircut, The Tebow Rule, Tim Tebow, Tim Tebow haircut, Will Ferrell, Zac Efron
DENVER – Denver Broncos quarterback, Tim Tebow, has decided to convert to Judaism.
Posted on 07 April 2009
Tags: anicent, aristotle, earth, global warming, go green, god, greek, greek god, green, judaism, leaders, mortals, ocean, planet, plato, poseidon, religion, socrates, water
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
It is obvious that they intend to seek an audience with I, Poseidon, the immortal deity of the deep.
Posted on 22 December 2008
Tags: alien, alien hannukah, alien madoff, ALIENS, alter kocker, bar mitzvah, bernard madoff, bernard madoff fraud, bernardmadoff, bernie madoff, bernie madoff fraud, festival of lights, gelt, goyum, hanukkah, jew, jews, jews christmas, judaism, latkes, madoff, madoff alien, madoff fraud, madoff hannukah, madoff victims, manischevitz, menorah, meshuga, shiksas, temple beth shalom israel, the alien
PALM SPRINGS, FL – Continuing a terrible holiday season, Bernard Madoff was banned from Hanukkah celebrations with his family, causing him to spend the first day with an unlikely Jew – The Alien!
Posted on 16 December 2008
Tags: bernard madoff, bernard madoff fraud, bernardmadoff, bernie madoff, bernie madoff fraud, florida, florida jews, floridian jews, jews, judaism, mitzvah, oy guy, palm beach, palm beach country club, palmbeachcountryclub, phd ape, phdape, tsadek
PALM BEACH, FL – In a move surprising many of his fans and clients, PhD Ape is traveling to Florida in light of the Madoff investment scam – to meet with the victims!