NEW YORK, NY – Betty White is like wine and gets better with age, well so to speak. She’s set to host Saturday Night Live!

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A new scandal has rocked Hollywood. Betty White had sex with all three Jonas Brothers!

HUNTINGTON, NY – Over the weekend oldest brother Kevin Jonas got married. Scientific investigation confirms that this Saturday’s blizzard was sent by an angry snow god trying to stop the ceremony.

GIVES DAUGHTER CAMOUFLAGE BABY BJORN MADE FOR HUNTING

After the Anonymous group hacked into Sarah Palin’s personal email account, the group gave Weekly World News exclusive photos of Palin’s secret baby shower for her daughter Bristol.

The photos show the gifts for the unborn baby and mother-to-be included the new Jonas Brothers album, lipstick, rifle ammunition and a special snowmobile-adapted baby seat.