NEW PALTZ, NY – Watch Stephen Colbert’s head launched into space.

WASHINGTON – Jon Stewart announced this morning that he will run for president in 2012.

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.

WASHINGTON, DC – 10 Million people attended the Stewart Colbert Rally To Restore Sanity.

NEW YORK – Obama sings with Jon Stewart’s F.U. Choir on Comedy Central’s “Daily Show” tonight.

LAS VEGAS – Rick Sanchez, just fired from CNN, has challenged Jon Stewart to a boxing match. Stewart has accepted.

WASHINGTON, DC – Glenn Beck told his audience last night that he is related to Martin Luther King, Jr.

NEW YORK, NY – Two of today’s biggest media personalities exchanged some verbal blows!

I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.

NEW YORK, NY – After Jim Cramer responded passionately to Jon Stewart’s criticisms of his show, some are beginning to wonder if the two TV stars have a secret past.