NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston agree to be photographed nude together. The Vatican confirms this could signal the end of times.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Octomom Nadya Suleman and Jon Gosselin have agreed to be in a reality show where they would date each other.

NEW YORK, NY – Jon Gosselin admits to being abused by his wife Kate. Torture was involved, but he is still unable to gain any sympathy.

PHILDADELPHIA, PA, – Jon Gosselin wants to go his own way and host an informercial for mid-life crises.

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin returned to Pennsylvania this week from a vacation abroad. He introduced his 8 children to his new fiancée whom he affectionately calls “whatshername?”

SARASOTA, FL – Jon and Kate Gosselin spent their 10th wedding anniversary apart last week. While Kate played with the children at their Pennsylvania home, Jon was at a bar in Florida, with Manigator.

WERNERSVILLE, PA – As the media attention grows surrounding allegations of infidelity, Jon and Kate Gosselin have asked for professional help from PhD Ape!

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon Gosselin has spent weeks battling allegations that he cheated on his wife Kate. But Weekly World News has finally uncovered his strange affair – with 8 clowns!

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Jon and Kate Gosselin, stars of the hit reality show, Jon and Kate Plus 8, have added one supersized mouth to their family this holiday season: Tonya!