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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG

Posted on 23 January 2009

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NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.

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JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!

Posted on 08 December 2008

Tags: alien, ben bernanke, federal reserve, i robot, john thain, johnthain, merrill lynch, robert, us treasury, wall street

UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!

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MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT

Posted on 08 October 2008

Tags: acquisition, armani, bank of america, bull, bull mascot, financial district, john thain, johnthain, ken lewis, merrill lynch, new york, new york city

NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.

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