Tag Archives: John Travolta
REVERSE MASSAGE
John Travolta has started a new trend in the massage industry: the reverse massage!
TRAVOLTA TO TAKE OVER F-35 JET PROGRAM
OCALA, FL – John Travolta has agreed to fund and oversee the abandoned F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program.
JOHN TRAVOLTA TO TAKE ONE-WAY TRIP TO MARS
SANTA MONICA – John Travolta has signed up for the first one-way trip to Mars.
OBAMA IS XENU
WASHINGTON – The White House drops a bombshell. President Obama is Xenu, the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy.




