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JOHN THAIN’S $87,000 RUG
NEW YORK, NY – Merrill Lynch’s CEO John Thain is leaving the firm, amid furor over his purchase of a yeti skin rug with company funds.
JOHN THAIN: ALIEN!
UPDATE: John Thain’s push for $10 million bonus is possibly orchestrated by aliens!
ALIENS SHORT ALL OF EARTH’S MARKETS
Aliens have taken all of the money on Earth!
MERRILL LYNCH SLAUGHTERS BULL MASCOT
NEW YORK, NY – As part of the acquisition by Bank of America, Merrill Lynch agreed to slaughter their famous bull corporate logo.
