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ARLEN SPECTER WILL NOT BE LOYAL DEMOCRAT
WASHINGTON, DC – Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter was thrust into the national stage last week when he switched from the Republican Party to the Democrats.
GOP LEADERS PROTEST STIMULUS PACKAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – After criticizing the economic stimulus plan, Republicans have chained themselves to doors of the Capital Building to block its passing.
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
GOP GATHERS TO SUMMON NEXT LEADER
SMITHDALE, VA – Since their defeat on Election Day, Republicans have questioned what will be the new direction of their party.
PhD APE FLIES TO LIEBERMAN’S SIDE
STAMFORD, CT – In the midst of helping John McCain grieve, PhD Ape took a red-eye flight Monday night to be with Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.
PhD APE TO COUNSEL MCCAIN FOLLOWING HISTORIC LOSS
PHOENIX, AZ – After losing the 2008 presidential election by nearly 200 electoral votes and nearly six percent of the popular vote, Senator John McCain is understandably in very low spirits.
ALIEN WEEPS FOR MCCAIN LOSS
PHOENIX, AZ – The Alien is in remorse over his first ever incorrect presidential endorsement.
UPDATE: MCCAIN ACCEPTS ENDORSEMENT!
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain.
STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS TO TIME TRAVEL
PHOENIX, AZ – With his presidential bid seen as lost, John McCain is putting a Flux Capacitor on the Straight Talk Express. It appears that the GOP is resorting to time travel to secure the election.
McKAINYE CLOTHING LINE
CHICAGO, IL – Shocking both the hip-hop and the political worlds, Kanye West and John McCain announced that they have developed a joint clothing line.
