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OBAMA CANCELS 2012 ELECTIONS

By Frank Lake on November 13, 2011

WASHINGTON – President Obama announced yesterday that he is canceling the midterm elections, due to the jobs crisis.

By Frank Lake on August 21, 2011

TRIPOLI – Colonel Gaddafi released a new message to the world today.

By Wanda Ridgeley on February 10, 2011

WASHINGTON – Steve Jobs teams up with Senator John McCain to deal with iPhone-addicted Americans.

By J.B. Smitts on December 16, 2010

WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!

By Frank Lake on October 17, 2010

WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.

By Frank Lake on October 13, 2010

COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.

By Hideaki Tailor on April 28, 2010

PHOENIX, AZ – There is trouble in Arizona as daddy’s little girl does not agree with the new immigration law!

By Hideaki Tailor on February 15, 2010

NEW YORK, NY – Joe the Plumber has a pretty big bone to pick with John McCain and Sarah Palin!

Seeking to further disrupt Town Hall health care meetings Republicans have sent in their secret weapon, Manigator!

WASHINGTON, DC – Senator John McCain wants the US to take a more aggressive stance with North Korea, preferably using a ship that bears his name.