ST. PETERSBURG – Gootan spaceships fired at commuters in St. Petersburg yesterday!!

LONDON – John Lennon’s personal diaries reveal that he was a staunch conservative and a registered Republican.

LONDON – In his autobiography, “Life”, Keith Richards reveals that he and Mick Jagger have been lovers for decades.

LIVERPOOL – John Lennon’s toilet goes on sale today.  Fans are flush with porcelain dreams.

WASHINGTON, DC – Paul McCartney was “In Performance at the White House” and… John Lennon showed up!

CANANDAIGUA, NY – Ringo Starr was leaving his concert last night, when Pete Best, the first drummer of The Beatles, shot him with a handgun.

NEW YORK, NY – John Lennon was murdered 29 years ago, and the building where he was shot is still haunted!