PASS CHRISTIAN, MS – In last night’s debate, both presidential nominees Barack Obama and John McCain repeated a story about a “Joe Plumber”. Weekly World News researchers scoured the nation for this elusive American.  Far from Big Washington, Joseph “Joe” Plummer actually resides in the coastal town of Pass Christian, Mississippi.

“Sure I know who they are,” said a confused Plummer.  “Can’t say yet which one I’ll be voting for.  But no, I’ve never met either of them.  Why do you ask?”

Both Obama’s and McCain’s representatives refused to comment on the apparent inconsistency in the candidates’ debate.