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BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND
BREAKING – Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.
JOE BIDEN’S MOUTH STRIKES AGAIN
GLENDALE, WI – Our second in command had another unfortunate moment caught on camera!
BIDEN F-WORD
WASHINGTON D.C. – Mr. Vice President always seems to give us a nugget of wisdom. In honor of his F-bomb on Capitol Hill, we present…
JOE BIDEN’S FOREHEAD
WASHINGTON D.C. – During last night’s White House meeting, Joe Biden’s forehead gained most of the attention!
BIDEN VS. CHENEY
WASHINGTON – Two vice presidents have touched gloves and started a battle of words!
ED ANGER SAYS: JOE BIDEN JUST GETS DUMBER!
I’m madder than Howie Mandel with a rusty razor!
ED ANGER SAYS: BIDEN NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?
ED ANGER SAYS: TOM DASCHLE IS MY HERO
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
OBAMA RIDING HORSE TO INAUGURATION
CHICAGO, IL – President-Elect Barack Obama’s inauguration travel plans are harkening back to a time earlier than any had predicted.
SUPER-SARAH PALIN KNOCKS OUT JOE-TOX
I was as happy as Joe Biden at a Hair Club for Men conference to see Sarah Palin crush Joe Biden in the VP debate last week. Sarah had me at “Hey, can I call you Joe?” It didn’t help that Joe-Tox had a look of surprise frozen on his face from the Botox and his recent eyelift.
