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JOAQUIN PHOENIX: DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK

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NEW YORK, NY – One actor has decided to come out of retirement and share with the world his shocking career change!

BAT BOY BLAMED FOR JOAQUIN’S BEHAVIOR

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UPDATE: As Weekly World News previously revealed, Joaquin Phoenix decided to partner with Bat Boy in his new musical career. And now Joaquin’s friends are blaming his odd behavior on the little mutant!

JOAQUIN PHOENIX’S RAPPING LICENSE REVOKED

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LAS VEGAS, NV – After an abysmal showing this weekend, Joaquin Phoenix has had his Hip Hop privileges revoked.

JOAQUIN AND BAT BOY MAKE SWEET MUSIC

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LOS ANGELES, CA – After announcing his acting retirement to focus on his music, Joaquin Phoenix revealed that he will be partnering with Bat Boy!