ATLANTA – Former President Jimmy Carter has reportedly headed to North Korea to help with the transition of power.

CLEVELAND – Doctors have finally diagnosed Jimmy Carter’s mysterious medical condition: he’s pregnant!

PYONGYANG – The Defense Department has learned that North Korea is behind the tainted eggs found in American grocery stores.

Just when you thought we had enough to worry about, there’s a new disease going around.

I’m madder than a Kennedy at last call about what’s going on in our country! I hear the Communist-in-Chief is getting half a million bucks to write a kids book.

Parents these days make me pig biting mad!