NEW YORK, NY – A special comedic summit was called by the ghosts of presidents past on “Saturday Night Live.” Financial reform was the key point!

NEW YORK, NY – Im the spirit of this year’s Vancouver Olympics, we’ve compiled our own list of famous Canadians. Enjoy!

LOS ANGELES, CA – A Three Stooges movie is in the works, set to star Jim Carrey, Benicio Del Toro, and Sean Penn. Ghosts of the original Stooges are in an uproar.

PHILADELPHIA – The angel of death reports that he is happy to be doing his part in the ongoing process of devouring human souls.