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BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA – Jesus appeared in a three-cheese pizza at Posh Pizza in New Farm.

NEW YORK, NY – A gun manufacturer has been providing weapons to the U.S. military with bible codes on them!

The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for.

LONDON – Two scientists have determined that Jesus Christ was crucified at 3PM on Friday, April 3 in 33 A.D.

ROME – An Italian research group has debunked the Shroud of Turn. Jesus Christ responded, “Sorry guys, my bad.”

The Holy Bible is full of psychic experiences of every kind – clairvoyance, seances, out-of-body experiences and materialization- and here’s how you can find them!

WASHINGTON, DC – Georgetown University has admitted to covering up symbols of Jesus Christ when President Barack Obama spoke there on Tuesday. Is that okay?

STOCKHOLM – This year’s Easter was a special one for the Oensta Gryta Church in Sweden: they unveiled a life-sized Lego statue of Jesus!

BALTIMORE, MD – A recently completed study has shown that profanity leveled at deities can extend your lifespan.