NEW YORK, NY – Don’t believe us? Go ahead and search for her – we dare you!

Cameron Diaz may be hot, sultry and stunning – but her killer looks could be fatal for your computer. Don’t let her playful giggles and innocent appearance fool you because Diaz has become the most dangerous celebrity on the Internet.

Diaz, 37, has catapulted to the top of the “most dangerous celebrities to search for online” list. She beat out second-placed Julia Roberts, according to security company McAfee, Inc. Last year’s most dangerous Web celebrity, Jessica Biel, fell to third.

One in ten websites featuring the “Knight and Day” star contain malicious software intended to infect computers and steal data from users, according to research released on Thursday by McAfee. Creators of malicious software use celebrities as lures, baiting fans and followers to click and download seemingly innocuous content containing programs designed to steal passwords and other private information for profit, said Dave MArcus, director of security research at McAfee labs.

“They know that people want to have screensavers of popular individuals. They follow hot topics on the Web and create their poisonous content accordingly,” Marcus said.

“This relates to a larger trend of using social engineering lures. A lot of times a cyber criminal will mine Twitter, or follow Google Trends, to poison those links. It’s very clear they will use news trends to lure,” he added.

Think twice next time you click on anything Cameron Diaz – it just might spell the end of your computer/personal data.

HOLLYWOOD, CA – Julia Roberts pulled in a generous paycheck for her new movie and she didn’t even break a sweat!

Julia Roberts, who stars alongside an all-star cast for the movie Valentine’s Day, used her reputation to cash on an unbelievable payday. Roberts is in the movie for a grand total of six minutes. Those six minutes of work brought the star a $3 million dollar paycheck.

Aside from Pretty Women and arguably Erin Brockovich, Roberts’ movies haven’t exactly wowed at the box office. Non the same, she remains a Hollywood A-lister. Valentine’s Day, which released today, contains other notable actors such as Jamie Foxx, Bradley Cooper, Jessica Biel, and Ashton Kutcher, just to name a few. Not a single one of them can brag that they got as sweet a deal as Roberts.

For those of you that like math, we have it. Julia Roberts salary, when broken down, netted her $500,000 per minute on screen and about $11,982 a word – give or take a couple of dollars. But who’s counting? One more little nugget for thought, the whole entire movie only cost $50 million to make. This has to go down as the best six minutes of work that anyone has ever put in. Period. Bravo Julia Roberts! Bravo!

LOS ANGELES, CA – Actress Jessica Biel is starring in the upcoming film “Powder Blue” as a single-mom stripper. She is now discussing the research and training she did for the role.

“Powder Blue” is a movie about four Los Angeles residents, one being Biel’s stripper character. To prepare for the role, Biel took on a number of challenges, including learning how to strip.

Biel also spent two months in intense character immersion to get ready for the part. As a devout method actor, Biel wanted to live the life of a stripper.

Biel started by borrowing her friend’s infant child to care for on her own. “It really taught me how it is to be a single parent with no support structure,” said Biel. She had instructed friends and family to shun her and never answer her phone calls. Any personal interactions had to be steeped in silent disapproval on their part.

She then contacted her high school boyfriend and moved in with him into his parents’ basement. “Johnny was super cute when we were 16. Since then, he’s been mostly doing construction work and drinking with his buddies. His conflicted feelings towards my job really helped fuel the desparation of my living situation.”

Finally, Biel transitioned to a diet made entirely of McDonald’s, coffee and menthol cigarettes. Director Timothy Linh Bui said, “She was a real trooper. The malnutrition helped give her the dehydrated and emaciated look that saved hours for our make-up team.”

Biel said, “This was a real learning experience for me. I have so much respect for all the exotic dancers I met along the way. You wouldn’t believe how many of them are putting themselves through medical school!”

“The whole routine helped me find that hole in my soul that only a lifetime of bad decisions can really give you.”

LOS ANGELES, CA – Teen idol Miley Cyrus’ autobiography, “Miles to Go”, hit shelves this week. Weekly World News has received unedited excerpts of Miley’s writing!

Some have noted the irony of a 16 yeard old already writing their life story, but fans are chomping at the bit to read it. Now Weekly World News was slipped excerpts of Miley’s crayon scrawls, before the ghost writer prepared the book for final release. Take a look:

chapter 2: make it work!

kids are so mean sometimes. when i was 9, these girls at school would sing ‘achy breaky heart’ while dunking my head in a toilet. whatever, they were just jealous their dads weren’t awesome singers like my dad. if you’re being bullied at school, just get through it. some day you could be as popular and well respected as me!

chapter 7: i am cinderella!

i was sure prince charming was the one. i won’t give his real name, but it started with ‘nick’ and ended with ‘jonas’. the first time we met he was like, ‘wassup?’ and i was like, ‘omgyouaresocuteshutup!’ it was love at first sight, guys! it started to rain and we didn’t have an umbrella, so he covered his head with his jacket. he said if he hadn’t just gotten a perm he would have given it to me. i knew i was in love!!

chapter 9: riding the scandal train to shame town!

oh geez, what a bunch of hoopla over nothing. i take one classy photo for vanity fair and everyone like totally freaked out! i had a sheet on, it’s not like i jessica biel-ed it [see exhibit a!]:

or hilary duff-ed it   [see exhibit b!]

it was just my back, dudes. get over it!