SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run! But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.

I’m madder than Jesse Jackson without a rhyming dictionary because these union thugs are making our states go broke!

NEW YORK, NY – An unlikely character weighed in on the LeBron James saga!

I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!