Tag Archives: jay-z
JAY-Z NAMED SECRETARY OF STATE
President Obama named Jay-Z his new Secretary of State. He will replace Hillary Clinton in January of 2013.
GREECE TO SELL ISLANDS TO PAY EURO-DEBTS
German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, has ordered Greece to sell its islands to raise cash to avoid bankruptcy.
BEYONCE FAKING HER PREGNANCY?
Rumors are flying around the internet that Beyonce is faking her pregnancy. What do you think?
CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS WAS BLACK
CAMBRIDGE, U.K. – New research done by the University of Cambridge proves conclusively that Christopher Columbus was black.
OBAMA THROWS “DOWNGRADE PARTY” AT WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON – For the first time history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
KIM KARDASHIAN’S BUTT EMERGENCY
LOS ANGELES – At last night’s Grammys, Kim Kardashian had a butt emergency. Her butt busted out of her dress!
IDAHO BANS HIP-HOP!
BOISE, ID – Quick Gem Staters, hide the Biggie Smalls! The state of Idaho is banning hip-hop music!
UNBORN BABY RAPS IN MOMMA’S WOMB
CHICAGO – Nurses in a maternity ward were knocked off their feet when they heard an unborn baby rapping – in his mother’s womb!
CANDIDATES READY FOR 2ND NY GOVERNOR DEBATE
ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.
JAY-Z PISSED AT LEBRON JAMES
NEW YORK, NY – One hip hop mogul is upset with an NBA superstar!










