NEW YORK – Lady Gaga is being sued by Madonna for plagiarism. Gaga’s explanation: “I’m retarded.”

NEW YORK, NY – The suspense is finally over – Conan O’Brien has a name for his show!

NEW YORK, NY – A love triangle is brewing and it could get ugly!

NEW YORK, NY – Conan O’Brien opens up about his roller coaster ride that was his last few months!

NEW YORK, NY – Funny man Dana Carvey raised some eyebrows last night with his appearance on The Tonight Show. Church Lady may have to intervene!

BURBANK, CA – Jay Leno will be moving back to 11:30pm, weeknights at NBC. He won the time slot in a bloody cage match with Conan O’Brien.

LOS ANGELES, CA – Former First Lady Laura Bush was on The Jay Leno Show last night, and confessed her secret love!

At age 13, the mysterious Bat Boy’s hormones are apparently kicking in — he’s developed a crush on Senator John McCain’s daughter Meghan!

Ms. McCain’s security team say the half-human, half-bat mutant has made repeated attempts to see the young beauty — and whined “like a sad dog” when he was shooed away!