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That Obama really smashes my atoms!
TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!
TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing a staff of monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has announced the recent hire of the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego