TOKYO – A number of Japanese citizens have become afflicted with what can only be described as a reanimation.
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ALIENS USING KOTA TOYS TO DESTROY EARTH
TOKYO, JAPAN – Just days before Christmas, evidence has been found that exposes an alien plot to destroy the Earth and enslave mankind – using toys!
JAPANESE RESTAURANT HIRES TINY BIGFOOT BUSBOY
TOKYO, JAPAN – Following reports this week of a Japanese restaurant employing monkey waiters, Shibuya hideaway, DaiDai, has hired the world’s tiniest Bigfoot!
McCain Will Sell Hawaii to Raise Cash
“It’s so far away, that it doesn’t even seem like part of America anyway”
Alien Sitcoms are Worse than Ours
“The show has every worn-out cliché you’ve seen on TV a million times,” declares linguist Barry Malford of San Diego